Text Paco in WhatsApp & Telegram
The waiter handed you the wine list. Paco knows what to do.
Paco is your AI wine somm in WhatsApp and Telegram. Send him a wine list, bottle photo, or pairing question and get the call: what to order, what’s worth the money, and what to skip.
Your first 3 wine decisions are free.

Most wine apps give tasting notes.
Paco gives the call:
What to order
What's the markup
What to skip
Real questions. Paco’s real calls.
Restaurant wine list
Which bottle is worth ordering?
Best value: Almaviva.
Skip the Mouton tonight — great wine, trophy-tax pricing.
Dinner pairing
What pairs well with my oxtail stew?
Pinot Noir with oxtail isn't the obvious move — but Dundee Hills Pinot is savory enough to pull it off.
Weird pairing
What should I pair with Cheetos?
If you're actually eating Cheetos, just drink what you want.
Send Paco anything with a wine decision in it
- Restaurant wine lists
- Bottle photos
- Dinner pairing questions
- Wine shop shelves
- Gift ideas
- “What should I skip?”
Real questions people are already asking Paco
“Is this wine available at my Total Wine store?”“How does this wine go with oxtail stew?”“What wine pairs with Cheetos?”“Which of these wines is worth buying?”“What should I bring to dinner?”
Wine should be fun, not intimidating.
Paco gives clear, opinionated wine advice without the jargon, gatekeeping, or 500-word lecture.
Start with a Pass. Subscribe when Paco earns it.
3 free wine decisions to start — upgrade only if Paco earns his keep.
Start herePaco Pass$5.99 one-time20 wine decisions · never expiresPay once, no subscription, no auto-renew. The easiest way to see if Paco’s worth having in your pocket.
Paco Plus$4.99/mo20 wine decisions/monthBest for restaurant lists, date nights, travel, gifts, and occasional wine decisions.
Paco Pro$14.99/mo50 wine decisions/monthBest if you ask Paco several times a week — what to open, buy, pair, save, or skip.
Privacy-first by default. Paco uses your messages and photos to answer your wine questions and personalize your experience. We don’t sell your data, and you can delete your account anytime.
Ask Paco before your next wine decision.
Try asking Paco:
“What should I order from this wine list?”“Is this bottle worth buying?”“What pairs with dinner tonight?”“What should I skip?”“What would you buy if it were your money?”
Your first 3 wine decisions are free.