🦙 An opinionated alpaca somm. Built for wine, not everything.

LLMs help you research.
Paco helps you decide.

Send Paco a wine list, bottle photo, or pairing question. In seconds, he’ll tell you what to order, what’s worth the money, and what to skip.

All from Telegram or WhatsApp.

3 free wine decisions · then add a Paco Pass anytime

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Which of these bottles is actually worth ordering?

🏆 Best Overall: Giscours Margaux 2022 💰 Best Value: Almaviva 2016 🚫 Skip: Mouton 2018

Value check: you’re paying trophy tax. Great wine, bad order tonight.

Why not just use Claude or ChatGPT?

You can — but LLMs help you research. Paco helps you decide fast.

Paco is built for the wine-ordering moment. He lives in WhatsApp and Telegram — no setup, no prompting, and no 700-word wine essay.

Just send him a photo of a wine list or a bottle, and he’ll give you the immediate call:

What to buy

What's worth your money

What to skip

What Paco does differently

Decision, not description

Paco gives the actual recommendation — not just a summary of the wine.

Value, not vibes

Paco checks whether the bottle is worth the markup.

Skip the trophy tax

Great wine can still be a bad order at the wrong price.

Built for the moment

You're at dinner. The list is long. The waiter is waiting. Paco gives the call.

No prompt engineering

No setup. No custom GPT. No explaining your intent every time.

Built to learn your palate

Paco is built to learn your palate over time.

Built for the wine-ordering moment.

You’re at dinner. The list is long. The waiter is waiting. You don’t need a 700-word essay on Bordeaux — you need the call.

What to order

What's worth the markup

What to skip

Use Paco when you need to decide

“What should I order?”“Is this markup fair?”“What should I skip?”“What would you buy if it were my money?”“Should I open this now or hold it?”“What should I bring to dinner?”

Start with a Pass. Subscribe when Paco earns it.

3 free wine decisions to start — upgrade only if Paco earns his keep.

Start herePaco Pass$5.99 one-time20 wine decisions · never expiresPay once, no subscription, no auto-renew. The easiest way to see if Paco’s worth having in your pocket.

Paco Plus$4.99/mo20 wine decisions/monthBest for restaurant lists, date nights, travel, gifts, and occasional wine decisions.

Paco Pro$14.99/mo50 wine decisions/monthBest if you ask Paco several times a week — what to open, buy, pair, save, or skip.

Privacy-first by default. Paco uses your messages and photos to answer your wine questions and personalize your experience. We don’t sell your data, and you can delete your account anytime.

Try Paco before your next wine decision.